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Just release saturated, it is only humorous story about the life experiences of peopleIndonesian new-dateng to America ......Hearing the success of compatriot who migrated to America, dava untukk speculate tempted fortune too was there. Especially after seeingPepen mama, widow seller hodgepodge parrot in the hallway, now is theone-satunyanya who married the two.Either twist of good fortune was at hand, dava easily managed to get a visa. Borrowed money and dg of mas antok,skipper goat, he then went to the City of Los Angeles.Apparently luck was with dava. Although only with the abilitypaspasan English, he was accepted to work in factories. DayThe first work, a black employee asked him,"Hey, man what, s your name?", "Dava" he replied, ""Is Matt Monroe's your cousin?" asked the black then. "Yeah, man. HisGrandpa and my Grandpa are Grandpa-Grandpa, "replied dava halfjoked. That is, his grandfather and my grandfather grandfathers. Stay thegaping black do not understand.The next day another employee commented that he knew of Latino descenthis name, "So your name is dava, huh? Hot Man, Mucho DAV" ApparentlyMat Moringa misunderstood. Thinks he's hot again mocked, because manyfemale employees. He curtly replied, "Hot-hot, your face is so faraway! "means muke lu far!Fate can not be denied any benefit can not be achieved. New monthwork, the factory suffered lack of orders. The first in-lay offthose who are new to working, including dava. Dizzinessthinking about work, dava have an idea, why not be a handymanparking aja? Professions such as this, supposedly not in the U.S.. Moreover, fittingholiday season certainly many people have trouble getting a parking space.Again dava went to Wall Mart. Arriving there appearan old woman who was about to park his car back and forth.Immediate instinct Moringa mat work. With a professional style ala interpreterparking on the planet Monday he gestured, "Ok mam, back ... back ...!"
 "Now revenge!" back.The grandmother so confused. "Do not stop, mam. Enter your teeth!" , Dava. Because the grandmother added confusion insteadvehicle hitting beside him. A police officer who happened to pass by sooncome to the place the incident and asked the dava, "Hey man did yousee what, s happening? ""Break not eat sir!" dava responsibility.Fear of getting into trouble, dava slipped and ran into the store. Becausewere afraid of her identity card, he got a stomach ache.Then asked a cashier, "Hey, man, where i can throw bigwater? ". The cashier replied," Youcan do in front of the store, sir. "" Damn, I'm definitely not bener today, "dava grumbled. "Failed to become a parking, even bertetemu cashier crazy.Cook told me in defecating in front of the store! "